SEX TOY SHIPPING APPROVAL CHECKLIST

(Send these pics BEFORE shipping or I don’t pay for fuckups)

1️⃣ TOY ITSELF

  • Close-up out of bag (no scratches, weird lumps, dirt, weird textures, discoloration)
  • Squeeze test (if silicone/TPE—should bounce back, not feel sticky)
  • Turn it on (if vibrator—show all speeds work, no weird noises, charging port)

2️⃣ PACKAGE CRAP

  • Box front/back (colors right? No fucked-up printing? No cheap cardboard)
  • Manual (open it—correct language? No missing pages or spelling mistakes?)
  • Barcode (easy to read and scan)
  • Safety marks (CE/FDA logo actually printed? Not just a sticker?)
  • Accessories (charger, batteries, brochure, free gifts—all included?)

3️⃣ SHIPPING BOX

  • Master Carton label (my PO# visible? Right quantity inside?
  • Master Carton (No bulge out, no staples, no hoopings)
  • Barcode/QR code scan test (if applicable)
  • Tape seal (properly closed? Not some flimsy peeling shit)
  • Carton drop test (ask: “Was it tested? Show me a video if possible.”)

4️⃣ EXTRA IF YOU’RE NOT LAZY

  • Video of it working (10 seconds—prove it’s not dead on arrival)
  • Battery safety (if included: no leaks, correct voltage, MSDS report)
  • Scale pic (weigh one—should match sample weight)
  • Packing video (film 10 seconds of workers packing your order)

HOW TO USE:

  1. Forward this to supplier before production ends with:
    “Ship only after I approve these pics. Wrong/missing? You pay return shipping.”
  2. Got pics? Check in 60 seconds:
    • ✅ Good? → “Ship it.”
    • ❌ Trash? → “Fix [X] and send new pics.”

⚠️ Note: No “sorry we already shipped” excuses. Photos first, shipping after. Period.

Want it even shorter? Just send them this:
“Pics of toy, working, packaging, and shipping label before you ship. Or no payment for defects.”

Done. 🎤⬇️

 

Here’s your no-BS, straight-to-the-point checklist with even simpler wording and only the essentials that actually matter:

🔥 YOUR “NO-BRAINER” SEX TOY QC CHECKLIST 🔥
(Copy-Paste This to Your Supplier Right Now)

🚨 RULE ZERO:
“No shipping until I approve these photos. Ship without approval = you pay for all defects.”

📸 MUST-SEND PHOTOS:

  1. NAKED TOY
    • Outside the bag (show every angle)
    • Press silicone/TPE with finger (prove it’s not cheap sticky crap)
  2. TURNED ON (if electric)
    • All vibration modes working
    • Charger/USB test (proves it actually charges and charging light flashes)
  3. FULL PACKAGE
    • Box front & back (no fucked-up printing)
    • Open manual (show random page – prove it’s not blank)
  4. SHIPPING BOX
    • Label with MY PO# (clear photo)
    • Tape seal (show it’s properly closed)

💀 INSTA-REJECT IF:

  • Toy has wrinkles/bubbles
  • Safety marks are missing
  • Printing is blurry
  • Box feels like wet cardboard

📱 APPROVAL PROCESS:

  • You send pics → I check within 24h → “GO” or “NO GO”
  • No reply? DON’T SHIP. Not my problem.

💯 BONUS POWER MOVE:
“Include a handwritten note with today’s date in one photo”
(Proves they didn’t reuse old pics)

PRO TIP: Save this email chain. When they fuck up later (they will), you’ve got proof they ignored your rules.

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